I'm Not Anti-Social T-Shirt Size:2XL 💼 Features the legendary rate

💼 Features the legendary rate card:• $100/HR – Standard• $150/HR – If You Watch• $275/HR – If You Try To “Help”• $350/HR – If You Worked On It First

Give your ancestors the attention they deserve—at premium rates

and a deep dive into your family history

Featuring bold red typography on a black canvas

Celebrate the best of both worlds with this meaningful design that proudly declares your bicultural identity

I'm Not Anti-Social T-Shirt Size:2XL 💼 Features the legendary rateWho needs small talk when youve got census records and century old secrets to uncover? This witty tee is perfect for introverts, family historians, and anyone who'd rather chat about ancestors than awkward weather updates. Wear it to family reunions, genealogy conferences, or anywhere youd rather not make new friends. Soft and comfortable for long nights spent with old records Subtle warning sign to potential interrupters Equal parts relatable and