Attempted Murder Dad hat bees or any moment you want

or any moment you want to spark a smile (or a confused double-take)

This piece walks the line between classic and just inappropriate enough to get a reaction

this crewneck delivers that broken-in comfort from the very first wear

The garment-dyed finish gives it a soft

Get yours now and let the woodpeckers do the talking

Attempted Murder Dad hat bees or any moment you wantThis embroidered dad hat features your dangerously funny wordplay stitched front and center, making it the perfect conversation starter for bird lovers with a dark sense of humor. Whether you're running errands, filming chaotic TikToks, or plotting absolutely nothing suspicious, this cap delivers effortless cool with a side of menace.