Dockside Extortionist (Borderless Alternate Art) [Double Masters 2022] Rinascimento "I killed him because I

"I killed him because I had to

it deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls and you gain 4 life

you gain 1 life and draw a card

defending player sacrifices two permanents

Set: Judge Gift Cards 2004 Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W} Destroy all lands

Dockside Extortionist (Borderless Alternate Art) [Double Masters 2022] Rinascimento "I killed him because ISet: Double Masters 2022 Type: Creature Goblin Pirate Rarity: Mythic Cost: {1}{R} When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") The fine print is illegible scribbles, but it *is* legally binding.